Lin. Likes a bunch of things; here they are. She also does The White Hot Room, and tries not to neglect Dynamite Out and Fuck Yeah, Vagrant Story. Hashtags of note: comic books, fashion, interplanetary lesbian warriors.
Bria and Linh’s Excellent Bacon Chocolate Adventure!
Bria: SHALL WE CONSUME IT?
Linh: I BELIEVE IT IS TIME
Bria: MANDY SAID WE HAD TO FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS
Linh: Holy crap I didn’t even notice. This is serious business.
Bria: Except I burst into hysterical laughter after reading two words.
Linh: It says I need to engage my five senses, but how do I listen to chocolate how Bria tell me.
Bria: Put your ear near by it? idk
Linh: It’s like listening to the baby kick. Or like Aliens I don’t know
Bria: I’m so taking pictures as I do this.
Linh: Ahahahahaha, oh goshhhh. I would laugh too hard.
Linh: You should look REALLY SERIOUS while doing this.
Bria: I can’t
Bria: Are we ready for this?
Linh: Bria, this is serious business put yo’ serious hat on.
Linh: Okay I popped it open, and gonna smell it.
Bria: I’m ready to try whenever you are.
Linh: BUT DID YOU SMELL IT THIS IS IMPORTANT
Linh: oh okay it smells like chocolate and wood smoke
Linh: Do I have to rub my thumb over it
Bria: Wait. Found the bacon smell
Linh: I feel like I would get chocolate all over my keyboard after
Bria: I’m not rubbing it
Linh: RUB ITTTTTTTTTT
Bria: That’s a step too far.
Linh: DO IT. DO IT OR I’M TELLING MANDY
Bria: I WANT TO EAT IT
Bria: OH FINE. RUBBED IT
Linh: Was it everything you hoped it would be?
Linh: Because I just got chocolate on my fingers
Bria: Are we trying it now?
Bria: Here goes
Linh: Hm hm hm
Bria: I think I need another bite.
Linh: Purely scientific
Bria: I don’t hate it.
Linh: Neither do I!
Linh: The bacon is a little… interesting, but not bad!
Bria: I can’t decide if I love it though.
Linh: I feel there’s room for improvements? Like, the bacon can be a tad saltier, and the chocolate darker.
Bria: I feel like the bacon’s not as bacon-y as I expected.
Linh: Yeah… it’s more like cured meat. Like, the texture is also lost because the bacon is in such small bits.
Linh: All in all, a good effort, and enjoyable.
Linh: You know, I think it would work better in a form other than bar. Like, in a cluster, you could praliné the bacon and preserve it better, and have them in bigger, more textured chunks.
Bria: I think that bigger chunks of bacon is the key.
oh my gosh
Bria is smelling the chocolate
AND IT WAS THE BEST DATE EVER